19615

Joke of the Day

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house He said it was a whisk worth taking"

"When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked. A man walked into a therapist office wearing nothing but shrink wrap. The therapist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"""

"How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. War never changes."

"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."

"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"

"What's the difference between a priest and his dog? One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants."

"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut."

"i'm not sure i cooked this chicken all the way through but you know i've had a good life"