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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Mexicans cross the border in three's? Because there's no TRESpassing"
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"Guy in orchestra was charged with manslaughter Police state that he had a history of reckless violins."
"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."
"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."
"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is this a trick question?"
"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"
"ALIEN: You Earthlings have many technological advances. How do you predict the weather? ME: We pull a rodent out of a box."
"If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy. "
"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"
"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? ... Because they got big fingers."