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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar says ""Oww."""
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"im a normal guy.. i put on my pants on the exact same normal amount of leg way you do. i kno that number. im a nomal guy"
"Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack."
"What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross."
"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."
"what if an italian guy smoked weed, he might say ""emma stone"""
"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"
"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"
"Never bring a dildo to a knife fight."
"I'm stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up."