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Joke of the Day

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? ... Because they got big fingers."

"I don't need a hot tub, I prefer for a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a good job."

"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes"

"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"

"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee, before it was cool."

"A lot of you are calling me ""mom"" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old."

"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"