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Joke of the Day

"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."

"What is the difference between a small vagina and a douchey midget? One is a runty cunt and the other is a cunty runt."

"I am used but in good condition."

"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"

"I once new a guy that worked at a tool and die company... ...He was hit with a tool, and died"

"Knock, knock...... Who's there? Do you have a moment to install Windows 10?"

"Some say global warming is caused by an increase in greenhouse gases, but I know that's a cover up for the truth: too many hot local singles"

"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline."