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Joke of the Day
"I once new a guy that worked at a tool and die company... ...He was hit with a tool, and died"
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"What streaming site do eldritch horrors use? Cth-Hulu"
"What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"
"i feel like i need to go to rehab for my avocado addiction. :("
"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."
"In the Garden of Eden... In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."
"Why are dragons so tired? Because they fight knights!"
"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."