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Joke of the Day

"Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague."

"Tom has no legs Who's that running? Not Tom"

"Stores and their non-secular agendas have switched from selling Christmas stuff to Valentine's Day stuff, completely ignoring Toyotathon."

"Barista asks a customer if they would like their coffee black Customer replies ""what other colors do you have?"""

"I sleep better naked Why can't this flight attendant understand that?"

"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"

"A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names"

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."

"Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not."