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Joke of the Day
"I got a girlfriend."
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"Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: ""For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."""
"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."
"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"
"Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys."
"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""
"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."
"How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don't have a mouth I'm fucked"