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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo today There was one dog it was a shih tzu"
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"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my chest"
"Why did the black man buy 4 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale."
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."
"Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks!"
"When I was little I didn't mind my mom feeding me, the only food I refused to allow her to feed me was Alpha-Bits... I just didn't want anyone putting words in my mouth..."
"Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor? Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible."
"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"
"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."
"I went to see an inflatable marching band I was excited at first, but when I got there they turned out to be pretty flat...."