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Joke of the Day

"Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don't have a mouth I'm fucked"

"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"

"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."

"What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins."

"I read my wife's diarrhea She thinks I have dyslexia!"

"Why do Jews get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."

"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"

"And so, Jesus said unto Peter ""Come forth and win yourself eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth and won himself a toaster"

"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"