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Joke of the Day

"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"

"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "

"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""

"Michelangelo seems like a genius until you realize he spent hours of his life carving a dude's pubes out of marble."

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"

"The Last Time I can Make this Joke I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer."

"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"

"How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?"

"*discretely picks a booger* *slyly wipes it on her blouse* Funeral Director: Sir, we can see you and narrating it just makes it worse."