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Joke of the Day

"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"What is important in relationships? Reflexivity and transitivity."

"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"

"Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white."

"A friend was telling me about quantum mechanics and I told her how I hate it when the safety seal on ketchup leaves that clear film behind."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower."

"When I'm on my phone & I select, copy, but then I don't paste, I oddly gain a sensation that something then remains glued to my thumb."

"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."