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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta? Because ""made of bread"" was already taken by Jesus."

"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."

"It's bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting."

"Ran into my ex on the street. He's got a hot wife & 2 kids. I have a taco in my hand. And one in my purse. And an emergency taco in my coat."

"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog because he shuts up after you let him in."

"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"

"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her pants? Self-employed"