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Joke of the Day

"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"

"If you're American when you enter the bathroom, and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're IN the bathroom? European."

"Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I'm tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van."

"How amazing would it be if President Obama turned around and said, ""One more thing"" and then revealed the iPhone 5."

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."

"100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan Now it's called Formula 1 *Ku Kluk Klan"