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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer? A bundt cake!"
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"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"What's ET's first name? Spag."
"If Satan ever lost his hair... There would be hell toupee."
"Ruger is coming out with a new pistol called the congressman... X/post from r/guns .....it doesn't work and you can't fire it."
"What do you call a fat man in a bath ? Tubby."
"Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese"
"i saw this homeless guy talking to himself and i was like, ""who is he talking to?"" then i thought ""who am I talking to?"""
"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"
"You will go to hell for reading this. How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? After you're done wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."