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Joke of the Day

"[dad training] TRAINER: im hungry ME: ok lets ea- TRAINER: [stares] ME: i mean-hey hungry im dad"

"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""

"For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern. She's our little pun-kin."

"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."

"Wanna hear a joke? Serving sizes"

"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."

"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."

"What is 168? Dinner for 4."

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"