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Joke of the Day

"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."

"What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby I think I'm falling for you!"

"""LOOK, MA!!!!! NO DIGNITY!!!!"""

"I think mountains are funny.... they're *hill areas*"

"If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!"

"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"

"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"

"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"

"What did Mary say the first time she changed Jesus' diaper? Holy shit."

"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."