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Joke of the Day
"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."
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"Utah... but I'm taller."
"What's it like living with Permanent Erection Disorder? Some days are harder than others."
"Q: What do outlaws eat with their milk? A: Crookies."
"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."
"I'll pay full price for the next iPhone if the only change they make to it is erasing ""ducking"" from the autocorrect."
"What did the African have for breakfast? E Bol A Cereal"
"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."
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