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Joke of the Day
"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"
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"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten - one to hold the light bulb and nine to drink until the room spins! Happy St. Patrick's day!"
"A terminally ill man asked his doctor how much longer he had to live. The doctor responded, ""Ten."" ""What do you mean, ten? Ten years? Ten months? Ten-"" ""Nine... Eight..."""
"Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up."
"How does a black women know she's pregnant? When she pulls put her tampon the cotton I'd already picked"
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?""."
"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"
"My girlfriend and I step outside to smoke As soon as we get outside shes says, ""brrrrr, it's windy!"" And I responded, ""actually, its mondy"""
"Teens: I was an idiot when I was a kid 20s: I was an idiot when I was a teen 30s: I was an idiot in my 20s 33: if only there was a pattern"