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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."
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"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."
"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"
"Guys, I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is I don't actually have any good news. But the good news is that I don't actually have any bad news."
"A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, ""Honey, I cut off my finger today."" She replies, ""The whole finger!?"" He says, ""No, the one right next to it."""
"My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework..... I guess he needed more concentration."
"What are Mario's pants made of? Denim denim denim."
"Just by looking at her smile, I can tell how good a girl is at oral... hygiene."
"Him: Wanna bump uglies, baby? Me: Ooh, yes please! * Grabs two ugly people and starts smacking them against each other. *"
"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"