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Joke of the Day
"My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth."
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"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."
"Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine? Because doing so would be incense-itive!"
"Plane turbulence is caused by flying over hot areas, flying over mountains, and you getting up to use the airplane bathroom"
"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"
"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"
"What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? The ears"
"Rihanna. Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle."
"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? About 2 inches."
"What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!"