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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Bless me father, it's been 13,505 days since my last confession."" Priest: ""You're off to a bad start."""

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"

"What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse A **stealthoscope**"

"Does any one know a program that converts mp3's into Nutella?"

"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia..."

"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty."

"What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet? I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"

"Why did the two chickens cross the road? To avoid debating Bernie Sanders"

"Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what's a patio ?"