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Joke of the Day

"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."

"I can't turn my head very far in either direction It's a pain in the neck! My mom made that up."

"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"

"Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary."

"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."

"Little Johnny comes home one day... and says, ""Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"" ""What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"" ""No,"" says Johnny. ""It's salty"""

"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."

"why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus"

"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""