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Joke of the Day

"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date... The American tourist!"

"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"

"Why I think North Korea is a bad place [deleted]"

"What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."

"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."

"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."

"Dating tip: Don't do it, a disturbingly high percentage of people are actually flesh eating insects in human suits. Just stay home instead."

"Potatoes are high in carbs. 'Baked' potatoes are just high."

"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."

"2016 That's the joke."