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Joke of the Day

"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."

"How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Should it really be a lightbulb?"

"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"

"Clever yo mama jokes The title says it all. Heres one: Yo mama so fat that light bends around her."

"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"

"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."

"How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label."

"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."

"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."