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Joke of the Day

"I spend a lot of money at Sephora for someone who's got access to filters"

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"

"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."

"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."

"Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for ""the monthly visitor"""

"Apparently, the sonogram machine is to see unborn babies in the womb I thought it was for making you age 10 years. Instantly"

"why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? because he was far out."

"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."

"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."