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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."

"[estate planning] Advisor: Have you thought about an end-of-life gift? Me: I'll be dead, that's a big enough gift for everyone"

"During a medical school lecture, a doctor explains that, under common circumstances, two bones meet at a right angle A student responds: ""That seems like orthonormal thinking""."

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him ""What's wrong?"" Byte says ""Parity error."" Bartender nods and says ""Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."""

"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"

"What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? Kelp me!"

"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."

"What's the difference between having a boner and being cyberbullied? One is getting erect, and the other is getting e-wrecked."