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Joke of the Day
"What is trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
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"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."
"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"
"What do phone books and women have in common? They both couldn't vote before 1920"
"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"
"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."
"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."
"""Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian"" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process"
"""Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."""