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Joke of the Day
"""Just Do It"" - Nike/Alcohol"
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"A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle."
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"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"