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Joke of the Day
"Which is more threatening? A big sword or a small sword? The small sword - it's a little rapier"
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"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"
"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."
"So many environmentalists Are very eco centric."
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
"""Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."" - mafia spelling bee."
"I used to want to be a banker. But then I lost interest"
"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."
"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"