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Joke of the Day
"What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R? A rho-man"
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"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"
"My friend once said, ""If I wasn't making cocktails, I'd be a criminal."" Now he's behind bars."
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."
"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"
"What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife? First M'lady"
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."
"A goldfish is a great pet if you're wanting to be forced to explain death to your toddler sometime within the next 48 hours."