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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on a head."
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"Quit my job at the helium factory today I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
"*on a 1st date* Her:..and I have 3 cats Me: Swipe left H: Did you say ""swipe left""?! M: H: M: *panicked whisper* swipeleftswipeleftswipeleft"
"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."
"Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up? Everywhere"
"What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!"
"Why'd the toilet feel abused? Because it took a lot of shit."
"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."