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Joke of the Day
"Hindsight is $20.20. Don't even ask me what she charged to see her boobs."
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"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"
"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."
"During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy."
"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."
"My girlfriend finally watched Back To The Future. It's about time."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""
"How many pallbearers are needed at an Indian funeral? 2, it only takes two people to carry a trash-can."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a six year old."""