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Joke of the Day
"knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken"
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"What do you call a cross dressed robot? Android-gynous"
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"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."
"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."
"I like my women how I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in my basement"
"*Speed Dating* Me: What'd you have for lunch? Her: Funny you should ask, I had this really great salad wit... Me: NEXT!!"