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Joke of the Day
"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"
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"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."
"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"[JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) ""where is he?"" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*"
"A slightly drunk woman. A slightly drunk woman watches tv and yells ""Don't go there! Don't go to the church you dumb bitch!"" Her husband asks ""What are you watching?...""Our wedding video""."
"My wife once told me she was a rich b***h. Turns out she was only half right..."
"What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard? A coin to scratch it with."
"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"
"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."