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Joke of the Day
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
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"I've had a really bad day. First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being out standing in his field."
"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Fresh Jews."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
"If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !"
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar."
"A blonde is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. Someone approaches and says, ""Cool! Where did you get that?"" The pig replies, ""I won her in a raffle."""
"Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."