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Joke of the Day
"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."
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"[he picks me up on 1st date] Him: What do you have there? Me: [struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down] Ham."
"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."
"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."
"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."
"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"
"Two peanuts walk through an alleyway... One of them was assaulted."
"I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube."
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAINS!"