56997

Joke of the Day

"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife... EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!"

"How can you tell when a politician is lying? When their lips move"

"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"

"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""

"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"

"Actually saw two young people talking today. Parents must have grounded them from their phones."

"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"

"My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry."

"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"