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Joke of the Day

"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""

"Anagram It told me to nag a ram."

"I work out religiously... On christmas and Easter!"

"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."

"Young God: ok, a little hydrogen and- *chemistry set explodes* Mom: what was that?! God: nothing! *scoops resulting universe into shoebox*"

"Darn it A man was walking around his backyard in his stocking feet and stubbed his toe on a rock. His sock exclaimed ""I'll be darned!"""

"My girlfriend left me for a midget the other day. This broke my heart I couldn't believe she would stoop so low."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves free"

"I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick."

"HIM: You know what we should do at our wedding reception? [at the same time] ME: Murder-suicide HIM: The chicken dance!"