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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."
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"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"
"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."
"Grammar Nazi If somebody who is really anal about proper grammar is called a Grammar Nazi, is someone who constantly makes grammatical mistakes a Grammar Jew?"
"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"
"My credit card number is 4339-8245... Wait. Is this Amazon?"
"I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so i mounted it"
"How do computers measure pain? Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)"
"A girl goes to the doctor, he takes out his stethoscope and says ""okay, big breaths."" To which the girl says ""yeah, and I'm only thixteen."""
"5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole."