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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."

"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"

"I was worried about the price of bread in India But then I realized it's a naan issue."

"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"

"I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle"

"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"

"What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?"

"If I had a quarter for every time a homeless person asked me for change I still wouldn't give him any"

"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."

"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."