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Joke of the Day
"All I got my wife for her birthday was a mirror. That'll show her who's boss."
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"f Germany is the ""Fatherland"" and Russia is the ""Motherland"", was the Second World War a divorce case?"
"Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago"
"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."
"What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it."
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"
"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!"
"(x) calls up a popular restaurant... The owner says, ""Sorry, we don't cater functions."""