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Joke of the Day

"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."

"Where was the declaration of independence signed? At the bottom."

"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"

"My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural. I think that's where it goes in one ear and out the other."

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Just taught my 15 year old German Shepard to play dead! Cocky bastard is trying to set a record too! Been that way for eight hours now..."

"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."

"The Earth is roughly 70% water and 30% haters"

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the construction site... But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"We all have that one singing coworker that makes you want to test your throat grip."