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Joke of the Day
"The Earth is roughly 70% water and 30% haters"
Next Joke
"[in hip-hop voice] uh"
"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."
"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow"
"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists."
"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."
"If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court."
"A Giraffe walks into a bar...... .... He looks at everyone and says: ""High Balls on me!"""