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Joke of the Day

"I just want a man who'll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?"

"What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles? Yoko Ono"

"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"

"My girlfriend asked, ""Why do we always stay home for dinner and never eat out?"" Obviously if I was any good at eating out, then you wouldn't be complaining about staying home."

"One of my ""100 things to do before you die"" would definitely be ""call an ambulance""."

"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"

"You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective."

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

"Meek Mill's response"