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Joke of the Day

"Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem? A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""

"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."

"Say what you will about human beings, but we did invent ice cream."

"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."

"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."

"You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"

"What do you call a man on your porch? Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs."