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Joke of the Day
"You can't trust Atoms .. They make up everything"
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"A big girl once came up to me and said ""I think you're fatist."" I said ""No. I think you're fattest."""
"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"
"I have half a mind to get another lobotomy."
"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"
"Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running."
"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"
"Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything."
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with downsyndrome."