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Joke of the Day
"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."
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"What's the difference between r/circlejerk and r/The_Donald? No really. What is it?"
"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"
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"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."
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