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Joke of the Day
"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."
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"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."
"What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)."
"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"
"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"
"Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx."
"Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman"
"My boss asked me to fix the plug on his lamp... I simply refused."
"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"
"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."