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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx."
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"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."
"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."
"A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?"""
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."
"Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo. You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill - I will show you the Matrix."
"[gets out of tanning bed with a grilled cheese sandwich]"
"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."
"Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked."