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Joke of the Day

"Remember when you were a kid and you used to run through the sprinklers at your uncle's farm and he'd dry you off with his strong arms?"

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"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."
"What is .Net"
"Merry christmas and happy new year! - Internet explorer"
"Have you heard the new Google Glass ad? You can talk to your mate while they are sitting on you face!"
"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."
"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"
"It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer. But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!"
"My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said ""You'll be okay, stop syncing about it"". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together."
"My wife has the body of a porn star... ..which is kind of creepy and takes up a lot of room in the fridge."