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Joke of the Day

"Remember when you were a kid and you used to run through the sprinklers at your uncle's farm and he'd dry you off with his strong arms?"

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"I found out a way to go ad - free on youtube with no adblock! Just replace the ""you"" in youtube with ""red"" in your URL and it should get rid of them, i guess they were hiding it from us or something."
"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"
"The best time to leave the country is when a demonic voice screams your name from inside a locked basement"
"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."
"My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious."
"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."
"*Buys bat for home security *it flies away Being dumb is hard."
"Why does voldemort have flat face? He ran into wrong wall at train station"