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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's Married"
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"This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom."
"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"
"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"What are rich people called in Japan? Milyennaires"
"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"The Annual Urology vs Proctology Basketball Tournament ended predictably... Urology is #1 Proctology is #2"
"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"
"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."
"What stops rape every time? Consent."